Epic is a state of mind

Three philosophies I live by: Life's too short to choose wheat over white, only refuse a hug when you’re not wearing deodorant, and most importantly, forget them if they can't take a joke

Epic Facts

I dream in third person.
I collect vintage ads.
I can quote a line from every scene in the live-action Cat in the Hat.
My favorite pass time as a kid was making infomercials.

Don’t sleep on my résumé

My playlists are epic too! Apple Music: @rileyisepic

My face when I get an email rileycleave@gmail.com