Epic is a state of mind
Three philosophies I live by: Life's too short to choose wheat over white, only refuse a hug when you’re not wearing deodorant, and most importantly, forget them if they can't take a joke
My playlists are epic too Apple Music: @rileyisepic
Don’t sleep on my résumé
Epic Facts
I dream in third person (can’t prove this, so you gotta trust me)
I collect vintage ads (Drink Beer! Belittle women! Fun for the whole family!)
My dog ate my childhood fish (RIP Swimmy) (and Lilly) (all my pets are dead) (thinking of getting a new fish soon) (Swimmy Jr?)
My favorite pass time as a kid was making infomercials (I was a super normal child)
Me when I get an email rscleave@crimson.ua.edu